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straight white male
When Harry Met Sally, 1989
Sally:   Harry we are just going to be friends, OK?
Harry:   Great, ...friends. It's the best thing.
            ...You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally:   Why not?
Harry:   What i'm saying is, and this is not a come on in any
            way, shape or form, is that men and women can't
            be friends
because the sex part always gets in the
            way.
Sally:   That's not true. I have a number of men friends and
            there is no sex involved.
Harry:   No you don't.
Sally:   Yes I do.
Harry:   No you don't.
Sally:   Yes I do.
Harry:   You only think you do.
Sally:   You're saying I'm having sex with these men without
            my knowledge?
Harry:   No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with
            you.
Sally:   They do not.
Harry:   Do to.
Sally:   They do not.
Harry:   Do to.
Sally:   How do you know?
Harry:   Because no man could be friends with a woman that
            he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with
            her.
Sally:   So you're saying that a man can be friends with a
            woman he finds unattractive?
Harry:   No, you pretty much want to nail them too.
Sally:   What if they don't want to have sex with you?
Harry:   Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already
            out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and
            that is the end of the story.
Sally:   Well I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry:   Guess not.
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